I like telling Dad jokes.
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?