Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why are goats so funny?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What shape has a knighthood?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?