What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Where do ants go to eat?
Why are books always so angry?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What do little fish love to play with?
Why did the mirror cross the road?