Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What makes music in your hair?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What do you call an artistic dog?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?