What washes up on miniature beaches?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
How do you make antifreeze?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why do Olympians never overheat?