Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Where does laundry go to college?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What did March say to the madness?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?