Why did electricity win the race?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What bird helps you stay dry?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What car can't keep a secret?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What does winter fat turn into?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
How do you make a cow float?
What is the tallest building in the world?