What do you do when two snails fight?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What words make the best athletes?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What do teachers do during summer break?