What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
How can you farm during the winter?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?