What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause.
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What do math teachers eat?
How does a barber get to work?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?