What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Santa pause.
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Board Game With A Twist
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
How did the toad die?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why do trees have so many friends?