There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
None. They were all copy cats.
What do Scottish toads play?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?