There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
None. They were all copy cats.
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What do fairies always drink?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.