There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
None. They were all copy cats.
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?