There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
None. They were all copy cats.
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why are cars magic?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What dish does only a baseball player use?