Why are skeletons always hungry?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Which subject has two parts?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?