What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
A rash of good luck.
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why are baseball games at night?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why was the horse so happy?