What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
A rash of good luck.
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
How do you make a bandstand?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?