Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
RE-EYE.
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why are trees always so positive?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What animal could Noah not trust?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
I broke my finger!
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What is another name for a cow?