Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Because she was able to keep all her duck students in a row!
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
I broke my finger!
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What do minions always put in their salads?