Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Because she was able to keep all her duck students in a row!
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What style of music weighs the most?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?