Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Because she was able to keep all her duck students in a row!
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
The museum curator needed a break.
What's the holiest insect?
What did autumn say to summer?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Which animal will never go bald?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?