Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Because she was able to keep all her duck students in a row!
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What do bees chew?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What game do mice love to play?