Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Because she was able to keep all her duck students in a row!
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why do cows wear bells?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What's the opposite of irony?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?