What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
A boat load of hugs!
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What game do mice love to play?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
How does a penguin build its house?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What sport do horses love to play?