What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
A boat load of hugs!
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What is the emptiest holiday?
I broke my finger!
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
How do chickens leave the highway?