Why did the tree need to take a nap?
For-rest.
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?