Why did the tree need to take a nap?
For-rest.
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What do cows say on NYE?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What's the friendliest national park?