Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why do cows go to New York?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?