What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
A puddle.
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
I broke my finger!
Why are ghosts always single?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?