How did the mermaid call her friends?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why do all the planets get along?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why do pigs tell jokes?