What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why is winter considered holy?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
How does cardboard get its workout in?