What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
How does a polar bear build a house?
How do fish watch TV shows?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Where do ants go to eat?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?