What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Grandhog's Day.
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?