What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What type of car do planets buy?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?