What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why do bees buzz?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why is summer always sad?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What animal has more lives than a cat?