What did the salad say to its dad?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?