What's the world's weakest animal?
A toad, he croaks if you even touch him.
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What do you call the dog magician?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What shape is bad at driving?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why is summer always sad?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What did the shower say to the toilet?