Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why do bees gossip?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?