What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Lean beef.
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What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
When should you start writing a book?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why do cows go to New York?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What does the sun drink out of?