Why are skeletons always hungry?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
This candy bar is a real home run.
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Which is the worst season?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?