What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Lean beef.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Which cats have the best manners?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Which animal is the most religious?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What animal makes the best lunches?