Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?