Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Which elf is the best singer?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What time of day was Adam created?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What's the king of all school supplies?