What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
A hissing contest.
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What is the color of the wind?