Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What is the most faithful insect?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?