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My leaf blower doesn't work.
What is the color of the wind?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
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What animal could Noah not trust?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why do bees buzz?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?