Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What do you call a fly without wings?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...