What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What animal loves a baseball game?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?