Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
They always want to get in the paint.
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why is winter considered holy?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?