Why do cubes make great referees?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What did the sick chicken say?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?