Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why did the Easter egg hide?