What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why are grandkids so great?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Which animals make the best football players?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What did the baby laptop call her father?