Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
They always want to get in the paint.
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What do insects learn at school?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What animal should you never play poker with?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?