Why are boxers good comedians?
They really know their punchlines.
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why do cows go to New York?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?