What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Christmas stockings.
What washes up on miniature beaches?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What color are all the books in the library?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Which state is the cleanest?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
How do you care for a sick bird?