What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Christmas stockings.
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What does the sun drink out of?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?