Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Where do actors go to pray?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why is summer always sad?
How do amoebas make calls?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
How much does freedom weigh?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?