What kind of pants do fish wear?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
How do you grill cheese?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?