If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why was the musician arrested?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
How does a squid go into battle?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?