Where do you take sick ponies?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?