Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What's black and white and red all over?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why do bees buzz?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What do cats wear to work?
Why did the foal cough?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?