Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why was the broom late for school?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?