What animal knows kung fu?
The chipmunk.
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
How can you farm during the winter?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Board Game With A Twist
What should you wear to a tea party?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?