What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What's black and white and red all over?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What is the most faithful insect?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
How long do chickens work?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What's the opposite of irony?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?