Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Because it's a litter box.
What do you call a baby monkey?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why are frogs always happy?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?