Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Because it's a litter box.
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Do dads always snore?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?