Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Because it's a litter box.
Which family member has tusks?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What car can't keep a secret?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?