Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?