What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why did the fish blush?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?