Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What did one plate say to the other?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What sport do horses love to play?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?