What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Where do birds go to drink?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?