What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why do rhinos charge?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?