What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why do math teachers love March?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What day is your mom always right?
What condiment has wings?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?