How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?