Why is heaven always so tidy?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What do you call hiking college students?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
How does the sun listen to music?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Which plant has the best roar?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What dog never pays attention in class?