What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
A school of fish.
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why is furniture so generous?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What animal knows kung fu?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?