How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What's the opposite of irony?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
How much money does a skunk have?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What do you call a dog in space?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
When is a baseball player like a thief?