What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What do insects learn at school?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?