What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why did electricity win the race?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
How much does freedom weigh?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why do rhinos charge?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?