My brother is my partner in crime.
Until we get caught, then he did it!
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Where would you find an elephant?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?