What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What fish only swims at night?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?