How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
A tuba glue.
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What's a forklift?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why did the foal cough?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?