What animals make the best students?
Elephants, because they remember everything.
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Who invented fractions?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
How do you make antifreeze?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
It's Crowded!
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
When is a baseball player like a thief?