What did the sick chicken say?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What do little fish love to play with?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What car can't keep a secret?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?