What animals make the best students?
Elephants, because they remember everything.
What makes a glow worm glow?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?