What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Had a byte!
What do you call hiking college students?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why are turtles so shy?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?