What do you call a pig thief?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What is the color of the wind?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?