What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Had a byte!
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
How do automobiles fly?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What's a henway?