What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What does the sun drink out of?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?