What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What food is a man's best friend?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
I broke my finger!
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?