What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What fairy loves to count?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?