Why are fish such good architects?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
We had a discussion about roses.
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?