Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Which plant has the best roar?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
