Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Because his opponent had him by the tail.
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What do you call a silly hill?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?