Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Because his opponent had him by the tail.
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why did electricity win the race?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?