Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Because his opponent had him by the tail.
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What do you call octopus twins?
Which animal will never go bald?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why are all priests fit?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What fairy loves to count?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?