What's the holiest insect?
A praying mantis.
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What do bees say in the summer?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?