What's the holiest insect?
A praying mantis.
What is the wealthiest fish?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What vehicle works the hardest?