Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why was the cow afraid?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What insect runs away from everything?
What kind of bird can write?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What did the bee say to the flower?