Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?