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What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What animal floats best?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Where was Noah born?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?