What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
No, I got them all cut!
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Where do birds go to drink?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What building always gets stains on it?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Which insect makes the best father?