What vegetables do librarians like?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What was the first animal in space?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Which subject has two parts?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?