What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What is the most adorable season?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?