Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?