I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
My horse's name is Friday.
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Why do cats love to work?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What do you call a greedy elf?
How do bees get to school?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?