I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
My horse's name is Friday.
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why are cars magic?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?