I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
My horse's name is Friday.
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Which relative loves rice?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?