I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
My horse's name is Friday.
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why are trees always so positive?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?