I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
My horse's name is Friday.
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What do Scottish toads play?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What do fish use for glasses?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why do cows always skip gym class?