Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why is furniture so generous?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What do math teachers eat?
What's the most determined bird?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What do you call the dog magician?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.