Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Which animal will never go bald?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What's E.T. short for?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?