What does an evil hen lay?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What do minions always put in their salads?