What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What sweet treat never panics?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What kind of computers do horses use?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?