What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Couch potatoes.
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What's the scariest letter?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?