What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Couch potatoes.
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What do fish do at parades?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What fish only swims at night?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What do cats wear to work?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?