What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What car can't keep a secret?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?